The forecast, as relayed by TownLift, indicates a moderate accumulation of precipitation, peaking sometime Thursday. A predictable, and therefore, acceptable development. The projections for Deer Valley—between two and fourteen inches—are, admittedly, not optimal, though sufficient to lay down a fresh layer over the existing base. One observes Alta and Snowbird are expected to receive a more substantial coating, though their proximity to the interstate corridor ensures a corresponding density of…uninvited guests.
The faded yellow lift towers on the Sultan Express, against a backdrop of mercury-colored clouds, remain structurally sound, a comforting consistency. I inspected the grooming reports this morning. Carpenter Bowl received attention last night, and the texture, I’m pleased to report, had the quality of a freshly pressed linen suit. Silver Lake, however, appears to have been overlooked. A regrettable omission.
The concern, naturally, isn't the snow itself, but the subsequent saturation of the runs. The Ikon Pass crowd will descend, predictably, attempting to maximize their limited skill with reckless abandon. One can only hope a substantial portion remains sequestered in Park City proper, enjoying the limited selection of overpriced après-ski establishments. The optimal strategy, should one venture onto the mountain, is to proceed directly to Daly’s Run. Begin there, before the inevitable wave of sideways sliders reaches it. Maintain a measured pace, and for heaven’s sake, avoid eye contact.