Painted Gondolas and Quiet Despair
Park City’s attempts at ‘culture’ remain reliably predictable, though the crush at The Egyptian has noticeably lessened this season.
Sundance's Final Utah Act
The impending exodus to Boulder necessitates a rigorous accounting of Park City’s remaining cultural capital.
Velvet Exhaustion
A glitter‑dusted revolving door where every face tells a story of entitlement and tedium.
Velvet Decay
A parade of pretentious performers and overpriced champagne at the town's most coveted cultural destinations.
Velvet Exhaustion Parade
The Egyptian Theatre’s flimsily grand Flo! Show boasts a guest list that could make glass eyes weep and a backstage that smells like stale champagne.
Winter Orchestrated Exhaustion
In a season saturated with lucre and lanterns, the glint of the crowd outweighs curiosity.
Velvet Rope Vex
The velvet rope of Park City's cultural battleground presses past an echo of tired glitter and a noise of anonymous elites.